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FIVE-A-SIDE FOOTBALL PERSONALITIES WE ALL KNOW



THE FULL-KIT

We all know this one person who jogs onto the pitch like no crime has been committed. In every group there is always one full-kit! Those who take their fandom an extra step by dressing head to toe in team colours.


THE GUY WHO NEVER PAYS

Times up and the weekly game is over.

The game is over, everyone walks off the pitch …... The only thing left to do is pay for the pitch at the counter. A move that would make David Copperfield proud; the vanishing act of that one member in your team.


THE LAD WHO ALMOST MADE IT

When each opposing team has that one player who didn't make it playin top level football due to a mixture of a bad knee injury and the world of football politics going against him.


THE FOREIGN FLAIR KID

No-one knows exactly how they found him,  he just turned up one day, nutmegged your centre-back before chipping the keeper, and now your glad he’s here.


THE WEAKEST LINK

By far the worst player. Usually has a fragile ego, which makes it impossible to rip into this cupcake. Resulting in a weekly, damaging cycle of negative reinforcement, where the merest display of competence is cheered as if it was the winning goal in the World Cup final.


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